Idaho

Northern Idaho is beautiful, and Lake Coeur d’Alene conjures up comparisons to Switzerland in the summer. Too bad it is largely spoiled by an incredibly high percentage of trashy white people. We had high hopes for this alpine resort town of 45,000. 45,000 is about the number of men we saw a) without a shirt, but who should really consider putting one on b) riding some sort of two-wheeled “hog” c) with at least two teeth missing. Sorry, but West Virginia is 1500 miles east of here, bro. (I was born there, I can say that.) Moving on. Next stop: Seattle.